Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
God, you're like boner-b-gone
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
He wore my sunglasses on his honeymoon..... so there's that.
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
You played Frank Sinatra today after we had sex. You moved way up in my literal book of men. Congrats.
I was so high the sounds of a cricket drove me out of my home at 4am.... Boo that fucking cricket
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
I JUST BROKE A NAIL MASTURBATING. WTF I could even enjoy my orgasm bc now I'm gonna have to spend $50 on my nails.
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
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