Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
My chemistry professor just asked me if I ever found a ride home from the bar last Saturday
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
I'm so busy i barely have time to have sex with myself. I have to talk myself into it like an old married couple.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
He was having this drunk emotional breakdown and I was just trying to cheer him up but instead fell and dumped the whole pickle jar on me
It was cool though because he was fine afterwards and somehow I convinced them I did it on purpose...
Is it sad or funny that I just bought two pregnancy test at the dollar store to give away to people on New Year's Eve while driving for Uber.
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
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