I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
dude i just heard a girl tell another girl 'what part of im trying to get laid tonight dont u understand?'
needless to say i wont be back home tonight
areolas are like halos for boobs.
i think you broke pat's ankle when you drove over it... he's freaking out but on a more serious note i'm 99% sure i saw a werewolf
She looked at me and said there is a 90% chance I am going to puke in the next 10 minutes. 10 minutes later she is in jack in the box throwing up. She has amazing timing.
I'm calling into work with a wicked case of sledge hammer crotch. She has to understand
seriously my hangover is so bad I feel like my eye lashes make blinking a workout
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
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