It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
I just saw a Puerto Rican child between the ages of 8 and 11 with a faint mustache talking very loudly on the bluetooth in his ear about how "Skittles are played the fuck out"
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
I just couldn't load the family groceries on to the same seat where I had sex 12 hours ago.
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
I drank half a bottle of wine while watching the Olympics opening ceremonies. I catcalled at handsome athletes. Stop me.
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
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