What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
there should be a national holiday dedicated to how high i am
There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
I'm calling into work tomorrow for day drinking and kitten shopping. Totally legitimate.
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
He gave me the "find somebody who wants to date you for who you are" speech while I walked around the house asking people for pants.
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
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