I am a bulletproof tiger!
Haha. Nice, be careful tonight.
I'm gonna have to get my windshield replaced. Is the keg beat?
I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
Just threw up at the table during our Father's Day dinner. And I managed to get quite a bit on dad, so that was nice.
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
Can you check on Mike in the bathroom. It's been like 20 min.
He's fine. He's just standing at the trash can in line for another beer from the keg. Nbd.
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
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