Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
I'm glad I didn't see Grandma stumbling drunk and peeing herself...it would be like seeing my future.
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
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