Needless to say when I told my parents they loved me less
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
I just want to do a slip-and-slide into a giant pool of jello shots right now.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
Dude you were so high some kid was kicking the wall and you were convinced it was your heartbeat
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
A guy I hooked up with YEARS ago just endorsed me on LinkedIn for "customer service".
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
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