he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
Next time we throw a party together I would appreciate it if you didn't try to get my friends to hook up with friends of yours you know have herpes
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
I'm pretty sure the guy who was grinding on me while I was trying to get a drink at he bar was one of my tinder matches
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
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