I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
Do you know how when animals have surgery they put those cones around their heads so they can't lick their wounds so they can heal? I think someone should invent that for human emotions.
They threw a beer at you on stage and then you stopped the karaoke and cussed everyone in the bar out for 2 minutes
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
Just spent the last 5 minutes laughing at my epipen. i think i'm too high.
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
The next time you try to drunkenly strip me in public let's make sure it's not anywhere near the daiquiri factory or a group of police officers.
I desperately wanted to wear your shirt.
You can't talk like Dr. Evil to me five minutes after the greatest orgasm of my life.
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
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