at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
I just followed up on a noise complaint...only to find 2 girls in bikinis covered in jello with beer cans everywhere. I couldn't bring myself to bust that party.
I want to be a cop.
he actually used the line "do you have a map, because i'm lost in your eyes" and i was to drunk to care
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
That point of drunk where you're in a bar bathroom and you're like "F*ck you bra! I'm not taking your sh*t anymore! and you take it off and throw it in a trashcan.
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
pray to the hookup gods
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
Woke up next to my vibrator and a recipe for fudge brownies. If that doesn't scream I NEED TO GET LAID, then I don't know what else could.
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