I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
Two words: nipple clamps
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