You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
I'd rather watch my mom take a shit while reading the sunday new york times than watch mama mia .
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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