my room smells like sperm. sweet.
your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
i want to go make food but i'll have to face my mom after telling her that the random i'm sleeping with, whose name i don't know, told me I was "too slutty to be his girlfriend" when i was drunk last night
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
I'm pretty sure I lit a prostitute's cigarette while sharing a pizza with a homeless guy last night
Between fucking and sleeping I woke up missing four out of five of the earrings I was wearing. It's like a star rating system. I had to give him props.
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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