can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
I've eaten ice cream, mentos, an extreme gulp and swedish fish today. i feel like diabetes. the actual disease not a person with it.
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
Guess who woke up with a hangover this morning? The same person whose parents found out and woke her up by banging pots and pans with wooden spoons.
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
Randomize
