lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
I think I am morally bankrupt
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
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