There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I think I'm pregnant with his hipster baby. It keeps kicking my stomach to the beat of mgmt songs.
I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?
Holy shit, we're married as fuck.
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
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