ive had 594 apples! thats 99 apples 6 times! math!
K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
Just so you know, each of my boobs fits perfectly in a martini glass.
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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