the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
The professor just announced to the class that I talked to him in the bar on my birthday.
When you hit the 45 minute mark of any argument about The Flintstones, you have to realize: it's no longer you arguing, it's the cocaine arguing.
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
My inner buddhist recalls, "You receive the d when you aren't looking for it, only when the d wants you." True story.
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
I've never wanted to punch a 94 year old woman in the vagina, and then call her next of kin to tell them I just muff punched their Gam Gam until today.
If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
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