only if we run a train.
done.
I forgot how ruthlessly advertising works on me when I'm high.
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
How am I?!! The turkey is dry as shit, I'm watching football in low def and there's no beer b/c everyone is in aa. Fuck giving thanks.
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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