I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
Swine flu. Run for my life!
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
you know it's bad when you need sunglasses to open the refrigerator
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
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