We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
Just found out my rents have been paying my siblings to cockblock me for the past 5 years
Not as covert as you thought huh?
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
I know it's super late on a work night, but can you drop by and bend me over my new motorcycle? I have tequila and tacos...
Randomize
