3:12 am: but i thought i was coming over tonight, don't fall asleep i wore new underwear
Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
you screamed 'he won't go on a date with me, but he gave me a free junior chicken'
well imagine, me dating the manager equals free junior chickens for everyone
If they made snuggies with a sleeve for my morning wood, id consider buying one...
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
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