What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
I don't know what to be prouder of: the fact that last night i was able to successfully find my way home from evanston with 3-d glasses on, or that i was able to make my way around my house in the dark with my pants around my ankles
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
I fell asleep after the worst sex of my life and now I'm snowed in with him. SEND HELP. CALL FEMA. GET ME OUT OF HERE.
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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