she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
She asked if i could guess "what shape her carpet was". I got it wrong (christmas tree).
Apparently being drunk on a southwest flight and yelling "TURNUP" during take off is looked down upon in this state.
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
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