TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
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