You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
My cat puked at the same time as me. Makes me feel better about myself, except he can stand and I can't.
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
He was just lying on the living room floor watching Star Wars with six empty pack of cigarettes and two empty cases of beer.
In his defence I guess I did take the bed, couch and dining room set in the breakup.
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
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