When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
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