I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
morning after pill = breakfast in bed
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
All i'm saying is it doesn't matter how drunk you were, at 26 years of age you should always remember to take down you pants before you shit in the toilet
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
Today is the day I die from a hangover. I love you, mom. Farewell.
1. My arms are cement 2. I wish dogs could answer the phone
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
So vagazzling was a success
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
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