one might say we're banned from that church
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
i was taking a dump when this random girl ran in, puked all over my lap, then passed out on the floor
did you bang her?
seriously?
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
This is my gift to your gina
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
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