those bitches were sniggering at my man-pris like they were goddesses of fashion!
...dude i pray you are quoting something, someone, anyone...
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
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