I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
i just woke up in my dog's bed, on my parents floor, my outfit on backwards, and a bottle of lube poured down my pocket.
I got some blow and a hand job from one of the strippers. So I guess I'm getting over the divorce.
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