u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
I feel like people whose favorite movie is Donnie Darko should not be allowed to talk. Ever.
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend. I woke up at 7 this morning to drive your mistake home because you wouldn't get up.
He asked me when I was coming to bed while simultaneously drilling a fart into the mattress. Don't fucking get married.
I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
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