It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
His shopping cart was nothing but malt liquor and zucchini.
boyfriend # 1 is in the bathroom and boyfriend # 2 is ringing the doorbell need back up this is not a drill i repeat this is not a drill
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
If you come home soon there's a stripper in the shower. Don't be alarmed
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
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