Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
Imagine getting a FB inbox "hey I found your ID on the floor of a bar can you send me a mugshot so I can get a second piece of ID made?"
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
That moment when you sit down to shit and someone is watching porn on the other side of the wall.
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
Oh? And how would you explain this to your kids?
"Well pumpkin, when mommies and daddies have loved each other so much for a really long time, sometimes they trade off with other mommies and daddies"
So how do I tell him I've been sleeping with his wife too?
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
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