Your vagina is a self cleaning oven.
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
meet me or not, i'm out of control
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
That last minute feeling of hesitation on whether I should bring my health card to the bar usually means I'm in for a good night.
I'm going to fake an anxiety attack to get to the front of the line. Save me some brisket.
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
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