wakey wakey hands off snakey
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
I will never get the visual of you crying while chewing christmas lights out of my head
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
He better not be in your backpack
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
I need you to get the emergency bail money out if the stuffed panda and go to the police station tot bail me out. I should be there in 20 minutes.
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