I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
I got tired of walking to the bathroom that I decided to throw up in a cup. I now have 3 cups full of vomit on top of my mini fridge
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
Hunting for men at chipotle... I feel like I should be more disappointed that this is the way my life is going but I'm really just excited for the potential.
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
I just woke up to myself peeing the bed. Happy hump day! I'll never get married.
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
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