Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
I didn't scare your mother by showing up on the roof, did I?
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
My Sexting was not on an AP level
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
Randomize