ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
high people should be assigned attendants
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
Pre warning. Your not gonna sleep tonight cuz I'm staying with your roommate. Thanks for breaking up with me.
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
Based on the fact my iPad is covered in pizza, I'm going to assume I ate pizza last night
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
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