okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
I just rolled a joint with a page from On The Road by Kerouac. I have never felt like more of a hipster.
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
I'm going to have to call in sick tomorrow. After this weekend, there's no way I can handle hearing the accountants talk about double entry without puking.
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
we got plastered, then made lists of anything thats ever been in our vaginas
I know. Brad is upset because he was lower on the list than "that carrot stick"
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
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