I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
I danced on the street to dubstep on a boombox for an hour with a lesbian single mother.
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
Some rando guy literally just put my shoes on and tied them for me because I'm drunk... Is this what it feels like to be a princess?
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
How in the fuck did you get LIVE MOTHER FUCKING BATS!?!?! Into my ROOM last night????
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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