Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
She left you responsible for her guinea pig for what, 3 hours? And it somehow died under your care? I will no longer trust you with so much as a beer.
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
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