my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
Just got a groupon for a segway rental: fireworks segway battle at my house. What say you?
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
He saw my Halloween/ Costume closet and assumed I’m into cosplay. I’m going with it. What’s sexier, a cop or a nurse?
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