they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
how do you play pong handcuffed?
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
Maybe why that's why I'm perpetually single... I can't find a guy with bigger balls than mine.
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
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