how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
someone owes me an orgasm
I think I pulled my groin stumbling back from the bar. That or the hippo I woke up next to.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
let’s face it, me joining a co-ed soccer league is like, 33% motivated by my crotch seeking a healthy outlet
You need to stop showing people the things i drunk-text to you... i have a reputation to uphold here
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
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