I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
my mouth smells like i just ate out a crab.
Just dunked an oreo in a white russian. Trying to think of a better experience in my life and failing.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
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