I just had one of those nervous system things in my thumb...I'm pretty sure I have cancer.
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
What a dumb baby whore.
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
I can still taste the Jäger. I'm gonna shoot myself.
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
I turned off my domesticated goddess switch over 2 years ago and idk how to turn it back on. So in the mean time I'll dodge this gf bullet and eat free steak for as long as possible
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
Want ramen today?
I need a salad
SALAD DOESNT WARM YOUR HEART AND BELLY
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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