Oh My! A car just drove by me a splashed me with a wave of water. I am drenched and soaking wet!
I am sorry--all I heard is that you are wet.
That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
He brought a TOOTHBRUSH and TOOTHPASTE with us on our date..... I want to go home and forget I ever decided to be nice and go on this date in the first place...... A TOOTHBRUSH!?!?!
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
And I might get them triple pierced after that
Damn, I didn't realize you'd declared war on airport metal detectors
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
Im just drunk enough to admit that I miss Hannah Montana.
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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