I think she just tried to waterboard me with her vagina.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
Currently separating the burrito I just stuffed in my purse from the weed in my half smoken bowl that was already in it. My what the fuck moment beats yours.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
Kid walks in and orders 24 Mcdoubles and 14 large fries, as he's handing me the money he tells me he lost at rock paper scissors so he had to do the munchie run.
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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