Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
She checked into foursquare right as she left work so he would think she was there late and not on some other guy's dick
I have to say for barely passing high school, that girl is a genius.
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
Yeah we can't find him. He left a note saying he left and isn't that drunk with what appears to be an attempt at the quadratic formula for proof. He also wrote down his number and left his phone by the note
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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