i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
I went to the bathroom like 8 times and each time I looked in the mirror and tried saying "I am sober." I burst out laughing when I got to "so-" every time. If you can't convince yourself, you can't convince anyone else. Fuck it, I'm going upstairs and drinking more.
You make your fellow Jews happy.
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
I received a sext from my girlfriend, and a deal for free chips and guacamole at chipotle at the same time. I have tasted heaven, and it is beautiful.
Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
Not as great as when your drunk mom grabbed my junk, but better than when your sober grandma sacktapped me and grabbed my butt.
Randomize
