Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
I put tequila in my salad dressing yesterday. Step the fuck up.
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
just discovered a semi frightening wound on the side of my head that must have happened last night. if i die of a brain aneurysm, make sure they put "sorry for partying" on my gravestone.
The blonde cop looked at my license and told me I better have be home when her shift ends
I hate you
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