i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
Seriously, even though I keep it clean, I could douse it in bleach and set it on fire and still not be comfortable with you actually holding it. It's been in my VAGINA.
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
When I woke up I was spooning with a block of cheese. Like, cuddling. Me and the cheese we nestling...
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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