Those balls look pretty dangerous.
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
Did you leave a blizzard on my porch last night? Or was that someone else giving out a metaphorical threat to me?
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
Breaking into his house to steal the sheets I'd drunk pissed on before he got home was not how I wanted to be spending spring break
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
My boobs just got me out of my third ticket last night
i'm so proud. i woke up to nearly seven feet of basketball player in my bed this morning
you win. again.
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
WHY ARE THE COPS ALWAYS AT DENNYS WHEN IMDRUNK!?
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